Do you love a quiz? Do you love books? Well, then today is your lucky day!
This week over on The Book Club Mom’s blog, Book Club mom herself shared a quiz that tests just how well-read a book nerd you really are. It was a fun time waster and I encourage you to take it if you’re in the mood for some bookish procrastination.
Of course, this is only one person’s interpretation of what it means to be well-read. After all, some books of the books in the quiz aren’t exactly high-quality literature (50 Shades of Grey? Twilight? Really?).
I also found strikingly few examples of non-fiction and genre fiction…after all, being well-read doesn’t have to mean reading gobs of classic lit and literary fiction.
And as someone who reads across all genres (except westerns and romance) and who reads at least a book a week, I was surprised to only score 22%.
And, if you’re keen to expand your reading choices, please be sure to check out the five fabulous book collections below that have been put together by some equally fabulous indie authors. You’ll find at least one of my books in each bundle.
A Note About These Bundles…
These promos are put together by indie authors like me. They are a key part in being able to share my stories with the world in an affordable manner.
However, to continue to participate in these collaborations, I have to maintain a good reputation…which basically means, I need folks like YOU to wander over and have a gander at the books on offer.
You don’t need to buy a thing, simply browsing the deals is a HUGE help, both for me and for all the authors trying to keep the world entertained with our words.
Thank you so much for supporting indie authors!!!
Okay, let’s get some books into your book-loving hands!
This bundle was put together by sci-fi/fantasy author Dean Wilson. Every book listed is free. Some do require signing up for the author’s mailing list.
In this giveaway you’ll find both of my free series starters: The Trials of Hercules: Book One of the Osteria Chronicles and Domna: Part One, The Sun God’s Daughter. No sign-up required.
This second bundle was put together by author Laura Greenwood, who has assembled some stellar bundles over the past year. If you resolved to be more efficient with your time this year, this one is for you.
See, this bundle is all about box sets. Which means once you get through book one, you won’t have to go looking around for the next book because they’re all in one handy box set! So efficient!!
Among the deals you’ll find my historical fantasy novel Domna: The Complete Set (January special $4.99), and the first box set of The Osteria Chronicles (Books 1 – 3) which is on sale all month for a mere 99c!!
This collection was cobbled together by author Larnce Hicks. There was no price cap for this promo, but I’d bet most titles can be grabbed at a fairly decent discount.
If you’re looking for books with fast-paced adventure and some swashbuckling action scenes, this bundle is exactly where you should be headed.
Again, in this bundle you’ll find The Osteria Chronicles Box Set (Books 1 – 3) for the irresistible price of 99c.
This bundle was put together by author Jay A. Toney and features (as you can see in the graphic), over 80 sci-fi and fantasy books…all of which should be priced under $5. For those of you who resolved to tame your book budget this year, this is the promo for you!
Among the deals you’ll find my short stories Testing the Waters (99c), Space Walk (99c), my historical fantasy novel Domna: The Complete Set (January special $4.99), and the first box set of The Osteria Chronicles (Books 1 – 3) which is on sale all month for a mere 99c!!
This last-but-not-least collection of over fifty books was cobbled together by the book fiends over at Readsy Deals. There was no price cap for this promo, but I’d bet most titles can be grabbed at a fairly decent discount.
Again, in this bundle you’ll find Domna: The Complete Set for $4.99 and The Osteria Chronicles Box Set (Books 1 – 3) for the unbeatable price of 99c.
Tuesday, the 8th of December, was Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day. Don’t ask me what in the world that is supposed to mean or what kind of presents it involves, but so far, science has let us down with its inability to come up with a time machine. Which means the best we can do is to open the pages of a book and journey along through time with the author’s imagination.
Please note: There is a little jumble in the info at the start. I talk about several stories that send the hero into the future, then I talk about a story that sends the hero into the past, then I say something like “it seems authors were focussed only on sending people into the future.” Sigh, what can I say, it’s been a long year. So, apologies for any confusion.
Hey everyone, this is Tammie Painter and you’re listening to the Book Owl Podcast, the podcast where I entertain your inner book nerd with tales of quirky books and literary lore.
And this time we’re getting in our way back machines. Or maybe our way forward machines? Either way we’re traveling through time because Tuesday, the 8th of December, was Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day.
Don’t ask me what in the world that is supposed to mean or what kind of presents it involves, but I’m sure Doc Brown and Marty McFly could clue you in.
The Icky Part I Have to Do…
Before we start, just a reminder that this show is supported by you. Of course, since we’re speaking about time travel, you could use the fast forward feature on your podcast app to time travel past this part, but I’ll try to make this quick.
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Intro Part Two Because Once Isn’t Enough
Okay, enough of that, let’s get time traveling. Or more accurately, let’s look at time travel in fiction throughout the ages. See, it’s sort of time traveling.
I think we’d all agree if we’d known what 2020 was going to involve a time travel machine would have been a well appreciated 2019 Christmas present so we could just skip over the year.
But so far, science has let us down with its inability to come up with a time machine. Which means the best we can do is to open the pages of a book and journey along through time with the author’s imagination.
Mythology Meets Physics
It turns out the concept of time travel stories aren’t anything new. Hindu mythology includes what might be recognized as the oldest time travel tale. In this story the king travels to meet the creator god Brahma for I don’t know, maybe a nice chat and a cup of chai? Whatever his reason for going, when the king returns he finds out decades have whizzed by in his absence.
Which, if you know anything about physics, isn’t too far off the mark. Assuming Brahma lived in the sky or on top of a very high mountain, science does show that time moves more slowly for people who are under less gravity. So someone up in a spaceship actually ages less than someone on Earth. It’s a fascinating discovery, albeit an absolutely creepy one, and it has been proven using really accurate timepieces.
But this isn’t the Physics Owl Podcast, so let’s get back to the fictional side of time travel.
Japanese Sea Monkeys?
Moving up the ages and shifting over a few thousand miles to the east, we get a collection of fairy tales from Japan that dates to around 750 CE. One of these bedtime stories tells of a fisherman who decides catching fish isn’t how he wants to spend his weekend, so he heads underwater to hang out in a sea palace. And yes, this had me picturing a scene from a Sea Monkeys ad.
The fisherman hangs out with the Sea Monkeys for a few days, but when he returns to the surface, after he takes a big gulp of fresh air, he finds out he’s been transported 300 years in the future. And I hope he enjoyed his time in the sea palace because obviously by this time no one knows who he is, he’s lost his boat, and all of his family have died. Which does make this a pretty miserable fairy tale, so maybe we should move on.
Sleepy Head Time Travel
So while the idea of playing loose with time isn’t anything new, it does take a while for technology to catch up with time travel. Even though machines were already making their way into our lives and changing them sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse, these machines take a long time to work their way into fiction.
And rather than jumping into a machine, we find a lot of earlier time wandering tales involves someone falling asleep and waking up in the future. Which makes me wonder if you force yourself to stay awake will you go back in time? Think about it.
Anyway some of these sleepy stories include Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving from 1819 , Looking Backward by Edward Bellamy from 1888, and The Sleeper Awakes by H.G. Wells who we’ll be returning to soon enough.
Ow, My Head!
Similar to the sleepy head version of time travel, is the conked on the head method of time travel. And probably one of the most humorous and famliar examples of this in Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court.
There’s a lot going on in this simple tale, but the title pretty much sums it up. A man from Connecticut, Hank Morgan, gets hit on the head and this sends him back in time to King Arthur. Hank gets captured by one of Arthur’s knights, then uses his knowledge of the high tech world of 1889 to convince everyone he’s a magician and that it would be a really bad idea to kill him.
Hank tries to make things better for King Arthur and even tries to prevent Arthur from being killed, but no luck. And while this story was well-received in the US, in England they saw it as an attack on the institution of the monarchy.
Take Me Back
So, from these examples it would kind of seem that most writers were obsessed with getting a glimpse into the future, but a few, and some of the earliest time travel stories in English have our travelers going back in time.
These include the short story Missing One’s Coach: An Anachronism, and this was written anonymously in 1838 for the Dublin Literary Magazine. In it our hero waits under a tree for a coach to show up and falls asleep. When he wakes find himself roaming around in the 9th century. He tries to tell people about the future and a few believe him, but most thinks he’s a bit doodalalee.
Another early example of backward time travel comes from Paris avant les hommes (Paris before Men) written in 1861 by the French botanist and geologist Pierre Boitard, although it wasn’t published until after his death which is too bad for him because it turned out to be a pretty popular story. In this story, we finally see someone time traveling without falling asleep or receiving a head injury. Instead a magic demon sends the main character into prehistoric times where he hangs out with dinosaurs. Maybe the precursor to Jurassic Park.
Twenty years later we get “Hands Off by Edward Everett Hale in which the main character goes back to Ancient Egypt and tries to change Biblical history by keeping Joseph from being enslaved by the pharaoh. And while this is one of a few stories of someone going back rather than forward in time, it’s also quite likely the first time travel book where the character’s interference alters history.
A Little Back and Forth
But why stick with the past or the future? Can’t we have both? Yep, and Charles Dickens was ready to deliver this…well, sort of. His A Christmas Carolpublished in 1843, does take old Ebenezer back in time, but it’s not as if he can do anything while he’s there. It’s merely a memory the ghost of Xmas past is forcing him to remember.
And if memory is time traveling, I guess I’ll time travel back to a really tasty sandwich I had in Strasbourg last fall. But Ebenezer does the travel to the future. Or at least a potential future and it’s this potential future that is one of the key themes of time travel fiction.
As Scrooge says after seeing the dismal fate the ghost of Xmas yet to come has shown him “Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me….Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life!”
And yay, Tiny Tim lives happily ever after. Oh, I hope that wasn’t a spoiler for anyone.
The Rise of the Machines
But most of us, when we think of time travel probably aren’t thinking of naps, blows to the head, or creepy ghosts hanging out in our bedrooms. We have an image in mind of a machine like some strange chamber or a souped up Delorean, that moves our hero through time.
And while HG Wells’s Time Machine probably is the first thing that springs to mind, he wasn’t the first to come up with the idea of a manmade object making a mess of the world’s timeline.
In fact, we start out not with a large machine you step into, but with The Clock That Went Backward a story from 1881 by Edward Page Mitchell. Moving the hands of the clock shifted time. But unless you can open up the grandfather cook and step inside, it’s still not what we think of as a time machine, is it?
Finally in 1887 we get Enrique Gaspar y Rimbau’s El Anacronópete which is touted at the first story to have a true machine purpose built for time travel. It’s a huge iron box that’s like something straight out a steampunk novel with pneumatic tubes that are driven by electricity.
And weirdly enough, inside the machine are brooms that sweep themselves. Oh wait! Isn’t that a roomba! Anyway, all is going well as the voyagers visit various eras in the past, until it self destructs when they try to go to the day of creation.
Finally We Get to THE Time Machine
But of course, although there were predecessors the book that really stirred up the popularity of the time machine was HG Wells’s The Time Machine. This wasn’t Wells only foray into wandering around in time. Before this he’d written “The Chronic Argonauts” in 1888. Wells had thought of turning this story into something else, but wasn’t quite sure what exactly.
Then his publisher asked to see a serial novel based on time travel. Wells didn’t hesitate a moment to jump on the idea. The fact that the publisher was offering him the equivalent of 12K pounds in today’s money probably didn’t make the decision too tough to make.
In The Time Machine, the narrator is relating lectures about a man who traveled to the future and discovered a race of people who seemed happy and living the good life without having to work very hard, but then realizes it’s because another race of people have been forced to toil underground to keep everything running smoothly.
And much of the inspiration came from Wells own childhood where he and his family and the people they knew worked their fingers to the bone below stairs or literally underground in mines.
Time Travel Travel
But egad, that’s a bit depressing isn’t it? So let’s wrap up time travel on a happier note and that’s a subgenre of the time travel concept…Time tourism. Think about it. How many of us would love to take a time tour anywhere that isn’t 2020?
In 1948 American authors Catherine L. Moore and Henry Kuttner wrote the novella Vintage Season in which visitors from the future vacation at a rental home just when the owner wants to sell. The visitors like his place so much they tell heirs friends all about the quaint little place.
Then there’s Ray Bradbury’s 1952 Season of Thunder (season being a popular title, I guess) in which big game hunters get bored with killing off rhinos, lions, and elephants, and decide to time travel to the age of dinosaurs. I mean, go big or go home right?
Time Goes On
Anyway, the time travel genre started strong and continues to thrive today in books like Stephen King’s 11/22/63 when a man has to decide whether stopping the assassination of JFK is worth losing the love of his life.
There’s Diane Galbaldon’s Outlander series with men in kilts. Lots of kilts. And a woman who never seems for a moment phased by the fact she’s gone back a couple hundred years in time.
Michael Crichton brought the past to life with Jurassic Park, but he also took us back in time using some really amazing science research in his book Timeline.
And of course, we can’t leave off without Douglas Adams’ Hithchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series where the most sought after dining establishment is The Restaurant at the End of the Universe which is called Millways. Milliways is the nearest restaurant in space but not time, and is a five star restaurant situated at the end of time and matter.
As with anything in the Hitchhiker’s series it’s a hilarious concept, especially how you make reservations and raise the money to pay for a meal there, but if you do as describe you can watch the universe end night after night while enjoying your Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
And that is it for time travel so that must mean it’s time for your favorite…updates! The podcast is still plugging along. Another big thanks goes out to Tierney of TierneyCreates.com for including The Book Owl’s history of cookbook episode as part of her Thanksgiving celebrations.
Other than that, my next episode will be a little bit different. One tagline for this podcast is everything books minus the reviews, but just to wrap up the year I’m going o share with you my favorite books of 2020, a year when many of us got more than our fair share of reading in.
As for writing, as I mentioned last time, I put in the order for my proof copies of the first two books of my Cassie Black trilogy. Well, they showed up the day after Thanksgiving and they came out pretty darn good. There’s still a little tweaking to do on the covers, but the interior looks great. This month, I’ll give the first book yet another read through while also doing a full rewrite on book three.
And just in case you like to do a little shopping for yourself, all three books are currently on pre-order on most retailers. Unfortunately, you can’t pre-order the paperbacks, but I usually release those just a few days ahead of the ebook release date just to make sure everything goes through on time. I’ll keep you posted on when those are live on the stores.
Okay my time traveling buddies, that is it for this episode. Have a great couple weeks, and I will hoot at you next time.
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What a week, right? I know it’s tempting to keep checking the news, keep checking in on those painfully close numbers, keep checking in on whether it’s time again to panic buy toilet paper, but for the sake of your mental health, Dr. Book Owl is here to prescribe that you escape for a while into the pages of a good book with November’s Book Bundles.
And don’t worry, unlike most health care in the U.S., this proven therapy won’t cost you more than $1 and in most cases it’s completely free.
As usual, I have a few books and short stories in each promo below.
Note: These promos are a great way for me to get the word out about my books in an affordable manner, but I can only participate in them if people (that’s YOU) browse the bundles. It costs you nothing to scroll through what’s on offer, and would be a BIG help in keeping my book marketing costs down. THANKS!!!
Happy browsing and be sure to let me know what goodies you end up finding.
Promo #1….This promo features a wide range of genres, including mystery, romance, fantasy, thrillers, and more. And yes, all the books should be completely free.
Promo # 2…As you can guess, this one has fantasy and sci-fi tomes for free or for a mere 99 pennies.
Promo #3….All fantasy. All free. What more is there to say? Oh, except that for some reason, this one loads slooooowly, so, as with the election results, please be patient:))
Are you ready to get in the Halloween mood with some spooky stories?
These freebies and bargains will send a chill up your spine not only because of their great deals, but because of their creepy tales just in time for Halloween haunts.
And if you’re not into the weird and suspenseful, there’s also plenty of fantasy & sci-fi wonders waiting for you in the second promo below.
As ever, these bundles are all put together and supported by indie authors via BookFunnel.
They’re a great way for me to spread the word about my books in an affordable way, but I can only participate in them if I maintain a good “reputation” with BookFunnel. And my reputation improves every time you browse the bundles.
So, if you have the time, please use the images below to stop by and check out what’s on offer. It’s a huge help and really does make a difference.
These stories all feature a dead being who’s been given new life and all are completely free. You may need to sign up for the author’s newsletter, but you can unsubscribe at any time.
Dozen of dragons, dark lords, and deep space adventures can all be yours for less than a dollar. You should not need to sign up to anything to get the freebies.
There’s a superb mix of the scary and suspenseful in this special.
I don’t quite know how it became July already, but I do know that another turn of the calendar page means it’s time for a new batch of book bargains!
These three ebook bundles are a great way to discover new releases, new authors, and in one case, new laughs.
The first bundle does require you to share your email with the author, but you can unsubscribe at anytime. The other bundles feature books available (or soon to be available) for sale on all the usual retailers.
Okay, let’s get you stocked up on some summer reading (just click the images to start your book browsing)….
Sale #1 Don’t be afraid of the dark…humor, that is.
A small collection of tales for those of you with wicked senses of humor!
Sale #2 Invites you to try something new.
From thrillers to romance, ebooks to audiobooks, over 100 books are making their debut this month. Check out what’s new and exciting for July!
Sale #3 Wants to keep you boxed in…and that’s a good thing
Don’t stop reading after Book One of a series. Keep binging through with some terrific deals on boxsets of mysteries, science fiction, fantasy, thrillers, romance, and more.
Did you discover anything new in these promos? I’m curious to know what you picked up, so don’t be shy about sharing your finds in a comment below!
About these promos (and a little request)…
These promos are organized by indie authors via Book Funnel (except the 99c sci-fi one) to help spread the word about each other’s books. It’s basically free advertising and is VERY effective.
To be a part of any of these promos I need to have a “good reputation”…in other words I need to share the links to the promos with as many people as possible.
If I don’t share, I risk being removed from the promo AND being excluded from other promos…and believe me, with my limited advertising budget, that would be BAD.
I get “points” each time you click on the links above. Those points don’t affect you in any way or cost you anything, but they do boost my reputation.
So, what I’m saying is, Please click on the links above and peruse the promos just for a few seconds. It’s a HUGE help that will allow me to keep advertising my books in a budget-friendly manner.