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10 Silly Ways to Tell If You’re a Book Nerd (also, the Movie-to-Book Debate)

Hello Book Nerds!

We’re having some anniversary fun this time with a quick quiz to test how big of a book nerd you really are, and a top ten list that might be utter blasphemy to die hard book nerds…Ten Movies That Are Better Than the Books They Were Based On.

Plus…I’ve got a special announcement!

Behind the Scenes

There’s not much behind-the-scenes news for my tenth episode. I’ll explain this more in the episode, but reaching ten epodes is a fairly proud moment in the podcasting world.

After reaching this little milestone, I knew I wanted to have some fun and I figured it should involve some sort of top ten list.

Well, I did indeed have fun and I came up with not one, but TWO top ten lists. The first is a series of silly questions to determine how big of a book nerd you really are (and my answers).

Then I spread a little book nerd blasphemy by delving into Book Riot’s list of movies that are (supposedly) better than the books they were based on. Do I agree with Book Riot’s choices? Find out in this fun-filled, sometimes-emotionally-charged episode!!

One note: There were a lot of great responses to Episode 9!! I promised to share a few of those responses, but since I recorded Episode 10 before I released Episode 9, I won’t get around to sharing them until Episode 11.

Enjoy!!!

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The (Rough) Transcript

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Hey everyone, this is Tammie Painter and you’re listening to the Book Owl Podcast, the podcast where I entertain your inner book nerd with tales of quirky books and literary lore.

And guess, what? We’ve made it to episode 10! I’m probably more excited about this than you because when I was learning about podcasting, the stats said most shows give up before they even reach ten episodes. So hey, I’ve beaten the odds.

Anyway, in this episode we’re just going to have a little fun with embracing our inner book nerd with a little personality quiz and a top ten list. 

But before we start, I have a special announcement: I have an audiobook! That’s right, if you just can’t get enough of my voice, you can now get more of it in fiction format. Okay, so this isn’t a full novel…I’m not that ambitious. It’s one of my short stories, A Case of Mamma’s Love, and it’s only about 20 minutes long, so I’ve priced it pretty low. The story took second place in a writing contest from the American PEN Women last year and it’s been published in an anthology by Overland Press, so you know, it’s proven its mettle. Anyway, it’s a quick tale of magical realism and I had fun putting on a southern accent to get into character. Of course, if you’re not into audiobooks, it’s also available as an ebook. Oh, and if you buy the audiobook from my online shop, you’ll get the ebook version for free. And as ever, I’ll have all the links you need in the show notes, if you’re interested in giving it a look…and a listen.

Okay, onto the episode.

Since it’s episode 10, I thought it was only appropriate we do something like a top ten list. And since we’re all crazy about books here, I’ve come up with my own Top Ten Ways to Determine if You or Someone You Know is a Book Nerd…you know, just in case you were wondering. Okay, if you want to keep score, get a pencil and scrap of paper handy because here we go.

So, the first way to determine if you’re a book nerd: you remember the title of the first book you ever read. Do you remember yours? Mine was Are You My Mother by Dr. Suess and I remember sitting in the dentist’s waiting room, picking up the book, and reading it out loud to my mom. I’m not even sure if she knew I knew how to read.

Two, you sometimes forget your real friends’ names and accidentally call them by the name of your favorite fictional characters. So far, I’ve managed not to do this, but I don’t have any real friends, so I guess that helps.

Three, you have trouble closing your suitcase at the end of vacation because you’ve bought so many books while on your trip. I am very guilty of this one. I’ve also mapped out the bookstores near where I’m staying when I travel. So yeah, I think I get double points for that one.

Four, you could map out your favorite bookstore or library from memory. Um, that’s a yes for me. I can picture the exact layouts of public libraries from my childhood, school libraries from my teens, and I can whip my way around the maze of Powell’s Books like a pro.

Five, you aren’t sure if that’s a wall or just a stack of books you’ve brought home from the library. Okay, I haven’t had this problem, but it sounds like something to aspire to.

Six, you have, for a few seconds at least, thought having more than one head would be wonderful because then you could read two books at once. I hadn’t thought this until I started writing this, but now that I think of it…where’s a mad scientist when you need one?

Seven, if there isn’t a book handy, you will read anything at hand that has words on it. Um, yep, that’s me, and I can highly recommend the backs of cereal boxes.

Eight, you’ve stopped reading just before a favorite character might die because you honestly think you’ll save that character’s life is you don’t read about his death. What? That doesn’t work? 

Nine, you have imagined a date night with a fictional character. For me, not so much in waking life, but I do think I’ve dreamed about hanging out with a fictional character. My poor brain.

Ten, you’re the person everyone hates when a book is made into a movie because you can’t help but comment on how the book is different…and by different, you mean better. Okay, I might not be that bad, but when the Red Wedding scene in Game of Thrones came out and shocked everyone, I was one of those people saying, “It’s been in the book for AGES, why are you surprised?!” Okay, maybe that makes me more of a book snob than book nerd, but I’ll take it.

 

So how did you do? Looks like I scored 7 out of 10, which I think puts me solidly into book nerd territory. And of course, I want to know what your scores are, so if you get a chance, drop me a line using the contact info in the show notes and I will share your results with the world in a future episode.

But the Top Ten’s aren’t quite done. That last book nerd requirement got me wondering about what movies are better than the books they were based on. And for this I turned to Book Riot. And that gang of book lovers came up with…

  1. I Am Legend by RICHARD MATHESON – I absolutely agree. I just recently read the novella and it was so, so, so boring. Skip the book, and head straight to the movie on this one. Plus, it’’s got Will Smith. And you can’t go wrong with Will Smith.
  2. Remains of the Day by KAZUO ISHIGURO – Definitely, and not just because I love both Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson. The movie is engaging, the book, well, the book is so dry, you might end up with dehydration halfway through.
  3. Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien – I don’t agree with this one. I mean I love the movie, but the book lends a different perspective to and enhances the story in a way that shouldn’t be missed.
  4. The Princess Bride by William Goldman – What?! Okay, again, I could watch this movie every day for the rest of my life, but to say it’s better than the book? No, no, no, both are equally superb. And both feature rodents of unusual size. And don’t get me started on the rumors of them remaking that movie, because it’s just pure blasphemy. Okay, we better move on.
  5. The English Patient by MICHAEL ONDAATJE – Oh yeah, I agree with this one wholeheartedly. I liked the book. It’s got some lovely language in it, but OMG the ending? No, no, no!! I’m not going to spoil it, just in case you haven’t read it, but the movie ending is SO much better. Sorry, anyway, all the relationships are portrayed so much better in the movie than in the book. In the book there’s no chemistry and everyone just kind of seems to be in each other’s way. Okay, I’m getting a bit emotional here.
  6. Jaws by PETER BENCHLEY – Yeah, gotta agree on this one. I don’t think I’ve ever made it through the book, but the movie is a great bit of shark-y fun.
  7. Jurassic Park by MICHAEL CRICHTON – Oh, I hate to say this because I love Michael Crichton, but I gotta agree with this one. So a local theater had a showing of Jurassic Park a few years ago and I forgot how much I loved that movie and so I thought Oh, I should re-read the book. Mistake. The book is just long and really dull in places and just doesn’t have that punchy pace like the movie. Okay, now that I’ve insulted a dead guy…
  8. Forrest Gump by Winston Groom – Again, boring book, pretty good movie.
  9. Stand by Me by Stephen King – Most movies created from Stephen King books just seem to fall flat, they just don’t work. I mean the Shining and Misery were pretty good, but Stand by Me is an exception that just takes the cake. The short story is good, but you get so much more of a feel for the time period, and the emotions, and the characters in the movie.
  10. Bridget Jones’s Diary by Helen Fielding – Another one where I disagree. They’re both great!! The book is far more wicked than the movie, but I love both of them.

Any thoughts on that list?  Do you have a movie that has forced you to admit the show was better than the book? Come on, it’s okay, if you do. Even the strongest book nerds have their weak spots.

Alright my book-y friends, that is it for this anniversary episode. Have fun tallying your scores and don’t forget to let me know where your Book Nerd status stands after taking that test. You can use the link in the show notes to get in touch or just head to the book owl podcast dot com slash contact.

Okay, update time. As for the podcast, remember back in episode 2 or 3 when I said I was going to do episodes every other week, then eventually move to once a week. Well, I’ve decided the biweekly format works for me. It’s easy to stay on top of things without feeling like I’m chasing my tail. Wait, when did I grow a tail? Anyway, so the update, really isn’t an update, it’s just letting you know I’m sticking with putting out an episode every other week.

As for writing, this month I’m doing an intense rewrite of the second book in my Cassie Black series. I’m still toying with whether I want to put out book one this year or wait until next year, but I have decided to pretty much devote most of my time over the rest of this year, the Horrible 2020, to getting the trilogy done and ready for publication. That means scaling back on a few other writing and marketing tasks, but I’m at the point where I’m eager to see this series wrapped up and ready for the world. So, now that I’ve said that, I better get my nose to the grindstone…ow.

Okay, that’s it for me, thank you so much for listening, be sure to subscribe if you haven’t already, and don’t forget to check out my little audio story. Have a great rest of your week, and I will hoot at you next time when we’ll be going very international by heading to Ireland to learn about an American who was gaga for Asian books and who had a tiff with the British Museum.

That’s it. Thanks guys.

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